PLEASE READ AND HELP THESE UNFORTUNATES

Dear kindhearted friends ...

Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Ocean Reef executives in our

very own club are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level ... right here in the

land of plenty. And as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of

the continued cost cutting and budget bungling by the accounting Departments using "Enron" type auditors.

 

But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the

cost of a large-screen projection TV), you can help an Ocean Reef executive remain economically

viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely

covers their per diem, but it's a start.

 

Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Ocean Reef executive, it could

mean the difference between a vacation spent in DC, golfing in L.A., and a Mediterranean

cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note, or mortgage

payment. But to an Ocean Reef executive, $700 will almost replace his per diem. Your

commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Ocean Reef executive to buy that home

entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in

Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the executive you sponsor.

Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment

holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his

golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple!

Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the executive (unsigned --

for a signed photo, please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator

to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?

Your Ocean Reef executive will be told that he has a "SPECIAL FRIEND "who just wants to help in a

time of need. Although the executive won't know your name, he will be able to make collect

calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!

I would like to sponsor an Ocean Reef executive.

My preference is checked below:

[ ] Manager

[ ] Low level manager

[ ] Mid low level manager

[ ] Upper low level manager

[ ] Lower mid-level manager

[ ] Semi- mid level manager

[ ] Mid-level Manager

[ ] Upper-mid-level manager

[ ] Lower high level manager

[ ] Middle high level manager

[ ] High level manager

[ ] Director, Club

[ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department)

[ ] Assistant President (club)

[ ] Club President's new home fund.

[ ] President Homeowners assocation

[ ] President (Shadow Club Pres.) Coral Gables Estate

[ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Ocean Reef bartender monthly salary x 700)

[ ] Entire Resort

[ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me.

SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER

Already an Ocean Reef supporter? Don't worry, in this troubled economy, there are many executives who need your help.

Ford today is laying off 35,000. The NASDAQ is deflated. Now you can show your patriotism and do

something about it. The Invisible Hand will allow supporters to substitute executives from any downtrodden company .

You will never own a Bentley, wear hand-tailored silk shirts, or have a gentleman's gentleman; why deprive a worthy executive from ascending, and more importantly, from maintaining the lifestyle he so richly deserves? Imagine the feeling of satisfaction, the pure joy of knowing that your sponsor ex-executive at the former orc.com will be able to have his caviar and eat it too.

*It's just that easy -- do it now!*

Please charge the account listed below ___________ per day and send me a picture of the Ocean Reef executive I have sponsored, along with my very own Ocean Reef "Keep America Strong, Sponsor an Ocean Reef Executive: Ask Me How!" T-shirt to wear proudly.

Your Name: _______________________

Telephone Number:_______________________

[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover

Account Number: _______________________

Exp. Date:_______

Signature: _______________________

 

Mail completed form to "The Invisible Hand" or call 1-900-2MUCH now to enroll by phone. Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the executive they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind

that the executive you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations.

Contributions are not tax-deductible